Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
