she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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