seriously i just wanna be friends
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The uberlube is also flammable
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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