batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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