He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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