my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We’re leaving where are you
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