her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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