How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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