This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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