I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
you never un-have a 4some
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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