is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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