I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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