Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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