We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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