So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm determined to sit on that face.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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