She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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