I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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