With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
tell me about the fingering
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