Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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