Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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