if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This is classic penis vs brain.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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