Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Randomize
