well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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