I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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