Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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