i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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