I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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