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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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