i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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