highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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