Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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