You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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