ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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