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So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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