she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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