Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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