So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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