oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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