Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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