i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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