When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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