It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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