no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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