It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize