If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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