walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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