Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Randomize
