Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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