dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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