We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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