i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just google imaged poop.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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