i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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