I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the condom got lost in my hair
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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