I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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