About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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