I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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